The sound can be defined as a walrus being suffocated by a 20 year old "Easy Night" feather based pillowĬut a walnut v mmmm, just like biting into a crisp walnut, and fulsome tooĬut the cheese v as in smelling as bad as a ripe camembert Dĭog fart v to fart in the vicinity of a dog, thus being able to blame the hapless canineĭribbly n quite a scary fart, this one, due to the chance your Mum will find the evidenceĭrop dead fart v the opposite of Drop Dead Gorgeousĭrop your guts v to smell this is to know the meaning of fearĭuck tread v to have such loose control that with every step a distinct quack can be heardĭutch Oven n to fart in bed and then push your partner under the covers to enjoy the atmosphereĭuvet lifter n an early morning fart capable of raising 13 togs EĮnclosed fart n any fart released in an enclosed space, ie car or lift. see kachooĬountry cough n best done in the open air, preferably near a farm yardĬrap a fart v follow through of the worst kind, you don't wanna do thisĬrop dusting v silently passing gas while walking past others then quickly vacating the area leaving the others to suffer the ill consequencesĬushion creeper n emitted whilst the posterior is seated on the sofa.
Judging by the number of people who submit farts 'when you do a bit of poo in your pants' I feel we can no longer ignore this phenomenon.īuddy n a rapid firing, bumpy fart, sounds great on a wooden chairīum blower n we have it on good authority that this like a doorbell gone wrong (and not in any way related to any other bottom activity)īurnout n so hot and long it fries it's own follow throughīutt buster n actually inflicts pain as it passesīutt flapper n occurs in those with unusually loose bum cheeksīvoy n good ferts (we embrace farts of all nations) CĬano fart n and I quote, "this is a fart wen you fart shoot out you crap like a canon,"Ĭarpet slipper n Old ladies who let one on the sly and pretend they can't smell a thingĬarpet stainer v a fart so colourful it leaves a stain on your shag pileĬheek flapper n when your mudflaps go flappa-flappa-flappaĬhemist's Fart n presumably they do and when it happens it probably smells like some kind of mad experimentĬhuff v to blow smoke from one's arse al la Thomas the Tank EngineĬhurch fart n in church or chapel, let it rattleĬlean But Itchy adv the effects from a good feed of Guiness, (we are guessing this one came from Ireland where they know a good thing when they feel it!)Ĭockney cheers n Farting in a crowded public house whilst singing 'Knees up Mother Brown'Ĭode blue n so pungent the victim requires emergency resuscitationĬop fart n a) fart dropped in a patrol car at the end of the shift just before the next cop gets in b) a fart heard in the middle of court and every cop in the courtroom snickers cos they know who did itĬoughing fart n cough to cover up a bad fart.
The resulting burp is long and very satisfyingīreather n feels like a big one but upon release simply exhales a small amount of air like a sighīreezer n large and silent, makes curtains move, not to be confused with the popular Barcardi drinkīronx Cheer n farting in a rough New York bar while singing 'Maria' from West Side Storyīrown pants fart n leaves a brown spot on your pants.
WEATHERMAN FARTS ON AIR FULL
Often likened to a boa-constrictor with a full belly. Bīalloon fart n you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek Some people can do this with their bum!!īall tearer n more ferocious than the nut knocker q.v.īarking Spider n The instrument through which the fart issuesīarn burner n farmyard favorite, synominous with cow shedsīeefer n a long juicy fart with plenty of side ordersīender n when you bend over the bowel is compressed and any fart lurking is instantly and noisily expelledī.P n Bad Patrol - from the gas generated by fear during military combatīig Stinky, The n When your grandpa fartsīlazer n ideal for lighting, although you didn't hear that from usīlowing heat n rather like packing heat, as in carrying a gun, with intent to do harmīlow your horn v quite timely of musical connotation, Begins in Forte and slowly diminishesīlupper n when you let out a fart very slowly to be able to hear every single clap that your bum makesīoa's belch n when your colon becomes so full of gas that it takes on a life of it's own. Air biscuit n as in "Who launched an air biscuit"Īir blast n A powerful fart that when released, makes only a loud "whoosh" soundĪir buffet n Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.Īir tulip n the kind of fart done by the Queen or Penelope KeithĪrse cruncher n your bum crunches shut suddenly after this oneĪss rumble n the ominous noise inside your body before a fart lets flyĪssasination n dropping a silent one in a crowded room and getting someone else to take the blame thus killing their street cred.
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